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SPORTI’m sorry – Tobi Amusan on losing 100m hurdles world title to Jamaica’s Williams

Defending champion Tobi Amusan has apologized to her fans for losing the world women’s 100m hurdles crown to Jamaica’s Danielle Williams on Thursday in a shock win at the World Athletics Championships in Budapest, Hungary.

Williams, who previously won in Beijing in 2015, timed 12.43 seconds to edge out Olympic champion Jasmine Camacho-Quinn of Puerto Rico (12.44sec) with Kendra Harrison of the United States taking bronze (12.46).

Amusan and 2019 winner Nia Ali were never in the hunt, finishing sixth and last positions, respectively.

Speaking with journalists after the race, Amusan also said she will be back stronger next year.

She said it was quite “a journey getting into the final” despite all she had gone through in the last couple of weeks.

Amusan said, “I just want to say a huge thank you to those who have been supporting me through the ups and downs, Ya’ll stood by me, kept praying for me, God bless you all, I am sorry I might have let you all down, but we will back stronger definitely.

“Yeah, it is a tough one; nobody likes to lose but considering what I have gone through in the past couple of months, I am so grateful that I came out.”

Credit to: dailypostng.com

EPL: Man United lose injured Shaw for Forest, Arsenal games

Manchester United and England international left-back Luke Shaw was on Thursday ruled out of the next two Premier League games after picking up a muscle injury, the club announced.

“Manchester United defender Luke Shaw has sustained an injury which will rule him out of forthcoming games,” said a club statement.

“The muscle issue is still being assessed but the England left-back is expected to be out of action for a number of weeks.”

The 28-year-old defender started the first two Premier League matches of the season but will now miss Saturday’s Old Trafford encounter against Nottingham Forest and next weekend’s trip to Arsenal.

He is also likely to sit out next month’s round of international matches.

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ECOWAS hasn’t declared war on Niger, citizens – Omar Touray

The President, Economic Community of  West African States Commission, Omar Touray, has said the sub-regional body has not declared war on the people of Niger Republic nor is there any plan to invade the country.

Touray said this on Friday at a press conference on developments in Niger and ECOWAS Member States in transition at the Commission’s headquarters in Abuja.

Leaders in the Economic Community of West African States Commission bloc said that they would keep all options on the table for a peaceful resolution to the crisis and ordered the activation of an ECOWAS standby force to restore constitutional order in Niger.

President Mohamed Bazoum was ousted July 26 in a military coup led by the former commander of Niger’s presidential guard, Abdourahamane Tchiani.

Former colonial ruler France and the European Union suspended security cooperation and financial aid to Niger following the coup, while the United States warned that its aid could also be at stake.

Britain had condemned attempts to undermine democracy, peace and stability in Niger and said it stands by ECOWAS in their efforts to restore stability in Niger.

Buttressing his point, Touray stated that there have been misrepresentations of ECOWAS decisions or actions in restoring democracy in Niger Republic.

He stated that the ECOWAS will employ all measures including the use of standby force to restore civil rule in Niger Republic.

Also, Touray noted that Niger Republic as part of the West African region bloc subscribed to its rules and regulations to deploy measures to support its fight against terrorism to ensure the restoration of democracy, peace, and security in the community.

The President noted that preparations are on top gear to deploy the standby force to Niger, urging the Niger junta to listen to ECOWAS as it will not accept coup d’etat.

Touray stated that ECOWAS will not allow Nigeriens suffer in the hands of Niger junta.

 

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ENTERTAINMENTI’m worth more than $22m – Burna Boy clarifies net worth

Grammy-winning Nigerian singer, Damini Ogulu, aka Burna Boy, has clarified his net worth.

He said contrary to the information on the internet that he is worth $22 million (₦16.8 billion) only, his net worth is “way more than that.”

He disclosed this in a recent interview with American media outlet, Complex.

The interview: “A quick Google search says your net worth is $22 million.”

Burna Boy responded: “Hahaha. Let’s not talk about it. Well, I prefer they go that way. That is cool. But it’s inaccurate. They are way off.”

He said it is a blessing for him to be able to take care of his family’s financial needs.

“It’s great, man. It’s a blessing. It’s nothing short of a blessing.

“I always told my mum while growing up as a kid that I would buy her a house and a car someday. Another ‘I Told Them’ moment,” he said.

Credit to: dialypostng

Ancelotti: Osimhen is good but he was never in our plans

Ancelotti: Osimhen is good but he was never in our plans

Real Madrid manager Carlo Ancelotti has denied insinuations that the club considered signing Napoli striker Victor Osimhen, “Never thought of him”.

Ancelotti has claimed that the club never considered a summer move for Napoli striker Victor Osimhen.

Los Blancos were said to be scouring the market for a new number nine this summer following the shock departure of Karim Benzema to Al Ittihad.

The likes of Harry Kane and Kylian Mbappe were the most prominently linked with the club, but Osimhen’s name was also mentioned as a possible target for the Spanish capital club.

After all, the Nigerian international had enjoyed a stunning campaign last time out, helping Napoli win the Serie A title.

Osimhen finished the 2022/23 campaign with 31 goals in 39 matches across all competitions and has started the new season strongly as well, bagging two goals in the Partenopei’s first Serie A match of the season.

During the interview, Ancelotti, who had a stint as the manager of Napoli, was asked about Osimhen and his links with Real Madrid.

In response, the 64-year-old tactician claimed that Los Blancos never thought about a move for the 24-year-old striker, although he did praise the Napoli and Nigeria forward.

“Osimhen is one of the strongest strikers in Europe, but we never thought of him. With the arrival of Bellingham, we thought of making up for Benzema’s farewell in other ways,” Ancelotti said.

As the Real Madrid boss mentioned, the team have found a new way to cope with the departure of Benzema, with Ancelotti switching to a 4-4-2 diamond setup.

As part of the formation, Vinicius Jr. and Rodrygo Goes operate more centrally, while new signing Jude Bellingham also finds himself in very advanced areas on the pitch.

The England international has already scored three goals in two games in La Liga so far and is leading the goalscoring charts.

Reports suggest that Ancelotti has been thinking about moving the 20-year-old sensation in the role of a number nine, pushing him further up the pitch.

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Al-Ittihad have ‘concrete interest’ in signing Mohamed Salah from Liverpool

Saudi Pro League side Al-Ittihad have a ‘concrete interest’ in signing Mohamed Salah from Liverpool this summer, according to reports.

Teams from the Middle Eastern country have been on a spending spree, paying huge wages to superstar players in order to tempt them into leaving Europe.

Al-Ittihad alone have already brought in former Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema, ex-Chelsea midfielder N’Golo Kante and Liverpool’s Fabinho.

But they are not the only club in the country splashing the cash with players like Neymar joining Cristiano Ronaldo in the Saudi Pro League this summer.

Liverpool have done business with multiple Saudi teams, selling Jordan Henderson to Steven Gerrard’s Al-Ettifaq, while Roberto Firmino joined Al-Ahli on a free transfer.

The Athletic now report that Al-Ittihad have reignited their interest in a move for Liverpool’s Salah.

It is unclear how likely a transfer would be given that Salah’s agent dismissed links to a Saudi Arabian team earlier this month.

But given the massive wages and huge transfer fees that Saudi teams are willing to pay, Liverpool could potentially be tempted into a sale if Salah wants the move.

Salah is regarded as one of the best players in the world, registering 187 goals and 80 assists across 307 games for Liverpool and is under contract until 2025.

The 31-year-old Egyptian has won a number of trophies at Anfield including the Champions League, Premier League, FA Cup and Carabao Cup.

Credit to: metro.co.uk

ASAKE SOLD OUT 02 ARENA

H-Croxx Official Cameroonian popular artist based in the USA gives his thought about Asake’s recent concert in 02 Arena.
🗣️🗣️ Some months back some people give their thought about Asake music coz of the Bet Award he didn’t win. Others were like Asake can’t host concert International because of songs he does in his native language but today he is gradually proving them wrong. Asake thank you for giving hope to those young growing-up artists whose music is based on their native language.
Source: 237 best music plug Facebook

BREAKING NEWS: Benjamin Menelik George popularly known as Drizilik linked up with Stormzy & Idriss Elba in England

29 years old Sierra Leonean music star Benjamin Menelik George popularly known as Drizilik linked up with Stormzy & Idriss Elba in England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.
Idriss was like, Yo Stormzy this is Drizilik my Lil bro, one of Sierra Leones 🇸🇱 talented act doing exceptional well.🤙🇸🇱🙏🔥 The rest Na History..
Source: 24 Hours Bloggers.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.” Aristotle Onassis

TODAY IN HISTORY

Nelson Mandela receives a courtesy call from Sonja Gandhi and an historic photos from Saeeda Cachalia

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